Muse, Money, Babies

Paul Pierce calls himself the "best player on the planet."

And when Kobe’s name is brought up?

Kobe? Who?

What up, blood? Paul Pierce, please. You’re from Lynwood.

And like the competitive person he is, figure-tively, LeBron welcomes another to his pool party.

Gilbert Arenas has built a million dollar pool and a mural that can compete with that of LeBron’s ostentatious rooftop proclamation.

And so LeBron retaliates by giving each USA teammate a pair of hi-def headphones.

Too bad Gilbert didn’t get one.

And too bad LeBron’s making much money and publicity by making his generous contribution.

Shame on me.

I don’t know, but I think a topless Tony Parker is particularly disturbing…

On the topic of disturbing, Shawn Kemp has gotten a new contract in Italy.

No, not to breed babies. Surprisingly.

He’s to play basketball. Professionally. Merda Santa!

The babies are calling. Not to mention the women.

They’ve gotten quite big yet they’ve retained his hops. Who know’s how many will sprout up from Italia?

So Darren McFadden’s idol is out to set the standard once again.