Rock Chalk! Rock Chalk!

Bill Self might be a little uneasy.

No, it can’t be the outlook of the coming 2008-2009 season.

It’s a rebuilding year, and Kansas has restocked again – with seven recruits, nonetheless, including the highly coveted Travis Releford.

It’s just six, for the moment.

Incoming freshman Markieff Morris wielded a BB gun and slang a plastic slug at a 47-year-old woman standing in the dorm courtyard.

According to descriptive Associated Press, “Morris is also suspected of using alcohol during the incident.”

What else other than intoxication would demand a 6’ 9” power forward to attack a woman with plastic pebbles?

Unless, of course, you’re puffing on weed and have more than a few women in your room. At the NBA rookie transition program.

I’m surprised Mario Chalmers and Darrell Arthur weren’t accused of being intoxicated.

I assume being booted out of a transition program is a large enough accusation.

Thanks for the description, AP.

Either way, it’s a shocking reality, an inerasable NBA culture that will never be completely eradicated.

Matter of fact, Wilt Chamberlain (shockingly a Kansas alum himself), boasted that he had sex with 20,000 women.

“Yes that’s correct, twenty thousand different ladies,” he says in his book A View From Above, “At my age, that equals out to having sex with 1.2 women a day, every day since I was fifteen years old.”

And so we gape in wonderment at these kids' lifestyles.

But for the moment, Bill Self is counting his stacks, stacking his millions, as the NBA rookie transition program introduces a new book – A View From Above.